Part of speech: noun
A novelty greeting or message delivered by a person who accompanies it with a kiss, arranged as a humorous surprise for the recipient.
Examples of Kissogram in a sentence
"I pretend to be embarrassed, but I love the kissogram my wife sends every year on my birthday."
"The whole office stopped and cheered when the kissogram was delivered."
Yes, the kissogram is a real thing. A messenger would deliver a kiss to your sweetheart, along with a song or humorous message. These days, you might be better off sending your love a bouquet of flowers.
Did you Know?
Fans of the "Doctor Who" TV series will know what a kissogram is. Amy Pond, played by Karen Gillan, has a job as a kissogram before she becomes the Doctor's companion. He mistakes her for a police officer, but she reveals her uniform is because she's a kissogram.